Well, That's One Way of Saying It, Yeah

kristenwiiggle:

Classic Holiday Films (In No Particular Order)

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

“If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”
celskier:

MY FUCKING MOTEHR WAS MAKIGN A POST ABOUT OBAMA AND SHE ACCIDENTLY HIT THE COPYO AND PASTE THING ON THE IPHONE AND SHE PASTED A RECIPE
I’ C AN’T FUCKING BREATHE

celskier:

MY FUCKING MOTEHR WAS MAKIGN A POST ABOUT OBAMA AND SHE ACCIDENTLY HIT THE COPYO AND PASTE THING ON THE IPHONE AND SHE PASTED A RECIPE

I’ C AN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via straightexcept4stana)

ahundredteas:

yourunderwaterbride:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

BEST FUCKING DAYS EVER.

I WOULD HANG OUT AT THE BOOK FAIR DURING LUNCH AND THEN WHEN I WAS OLD ENOUGH I WOULD VOLUNTEER XDDD

(Source: pyralspite, via straightexcept4stana)